MAGIKERP
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100% FISH · 0% UTILITY

MAGIKERP

It knows exactly one move. That move is SPLASH. It does nothing.
No plan, no product, no idea what a chart is. It just floats.

CATCH ONE MAKE IT SPLASH
▼ SWIM DEEPER ▼
"I STARED AT THE CHART FOR SIX HOURS.
THEN I SPLASHED."

FIELD REPORT

WHAT IS
A MAGIKERP?

1

A fish, technically

It has fins, it has eyes (roughly aligned), it breathes underwater. That is where the good news stops.

2

Zero abilities

Its only attack displaces about 4ml of water and mildly annoys nearby shellfish. Damage dealt: zero. Always zero.

3

Still here anyway

No roadmap, no VCs, no team wallet quietly dumping. Just a ticker and a very punchable face. That is the whole pitch.

OFFICIAL SIMULATOR

THE TANK

Click the water to splash. Drag any fish around. Nothing useful happens, and that is precisely the point.

TOTAL SPLASHES 0
UTILITY CREATED 0
MOOD wet
click the water 💧

CREATURE FILE #001

THE CARD

Magikerp
HP 10
Magikerp card art
type: brackish water · stage: basic (and final)
SplashDoes absolutely nothing.
0
Bigger SplashSame as above, more commitment.
0
Side FlopRolls over. Immediately regrets it.
0
Empty StareLooks at you until you feel bad.
???
art by your dev at 4am001 / 001

Weakness: anything. Literally anything. A bucket.

Resistance: none, but it is very relaxed about it.

Retreat cost: does not retreat, just floats away slowly and hopes nobody noticed.

Researcher's note: I observed the specimen for three weeks. It splashed 4,812 times. I learned nothing. Neither did it. We are even.

EVOLUTION PROTOCOL

Hold the button to evolve Magikerp into something powerful and legendary.

0%

SERIOUS NUMBERS, PROMISE

TOKENOMICS

1B
total supply
One billion idiot fish.
0/0
tax
The fish cannot count.
🔥
liquidity
Burned. Keys thrown in the sea.
100%
circulating
No team bag, no excuses.

MULTI-YEAR STRATEGIC PLAN

ROADMAP

PHASE 1

Splash

Done. Took us ten months.

PHASE 2

Splash, but in front of more people

Community engagement. Meaning: look at the fish.

PHASE 3

Someone important notices the fish

Strategy: wait. Plan B: wait harder.

PHASE 4

???

Nobody wrote this part. The dev went to bed.

PHASE 5

Splash

Back to what we are good at.

GO CATCH YOUR $KERP

Official contract. Do not trust any other fish.

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